{"id":18,"date":"2010-02-15T15:21:21","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T13:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2010-03-13T17:09:53","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T15:09:53","slug":"formalitati_barou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/2010\/02\/15\/formalitati_barou\/","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103-i mar\u0163i, e jur\u0103m\u00e2nt…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ca oricare avocat care dore\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi aib\u0103 toate documentele \u00een ordine, am purces \u015fi eu la drumurile destul de \u00eentortocheate pe holurile diverselor etaje ale cl\u0103dirii Baroului Bucure\u015fti \u00een speran\u0163a ob\u0163inerii c\u00e2t mai rapide \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 prea mult\u0103 birocra\u0163ie a necesarului card de avocat valabil pe anul 2010.<\/p>\n

Rapiditatea \u015fi pu\u0163ina biocra\u0163ie au r\u0103mas la stadiul de speran\u0163\u0103, c\u0103ci am dat foarte repede piept cu realitatea crud\u0103 a unui du-te-vino de la un birou la altul\u00a0: arhiva \u015fi depuneri cereri, ob\u0163inut viza de la inspectorii fiscali ai Filialei Bucure\u015fti a Casei de Asigur\u0103ri a Avoca\u0163ilor, ob\u0163inut viz\u0103 de la Resurse Umane, discutat cu contabilul Baroului pentru validarea pl\u0103\u0163ii taxei anuale prin virament bancar, revenire la depuneri cereri, unde\u2026<\/p>\n

Unde am avut o discu\u0163ie parc\u0103 rupt\u0103 din \u201cC\u0103ldur\u0103 mare\u201d de Caragiale<\/a> cu domnul \u00eens\u0103rcinat s\u0103 preia cererea pentru eliberarea cardului \u015fi care a sunat cam a\u015fa\u00a0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Eu\u00a0:<\/strong><\/td>\n– Bun\u0103 ziua\u00a0! Pentru eliberarea cardului, am zis \u00eentinz\u00e2ndu-i deja cererea cu viza ob\u0163inut\u0103 de la inspectorul fiscal \u015fi lu\u00e2nd loc pe scaunul din fa\u0163a biroului s\u0103u.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul <\/strong>: <\/strong><\/td>\n– Da, v\u0103 rog…<\/p>\n

– Ave\u0163i dosarul \u00een regul\u0103, nu\u00a0?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Eu\u00a0:<\/strong><\/td>\n– Cred\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul <\/strong>: <\/strong><\/td>\n– P\u0103i, asigurarea\u2026 \u00eemi zise parc\u0103 pe un ton de dojan\u0103. Ave\u0163i, nu\u00a0?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu\u00a0:<\/strong><\/td>\n– Cred c\u0103.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– Aduce\u0163i o copie. <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– Bine. <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul\u00a0:<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/td>\n

– (pe un ton aproape conspirativ<\/em>) \u015ei\u2026 \u015fti\u0163i, nu\u00a0? <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– Ce\u00a0? \u00eentreb eu cu o not\u0103 de mirare.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> :\u00a0 <\/strong><\/td>\n– Copii legalizate.<\/p>\n

– (l\u0103muritor<\/em>) Trebuie s\u0103 aduce\u0163i copii legalizate de pe diploma de licen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi<\/p>\n

de pe foaia matricol\u0103.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Eu <\/strong>: <\/strong><\/td>\n– Da\u00a0? Dar am copii la dosar\u00a0! C\u0103 doar m-am \u00eenscris \u00een Barou de at\u00e2\u0163ia ani\u2026 \u015fi toate Deciziile pe care le-a luat Baroul dup\u0103 \u00eenscriere, presupun c\u0103<\/p>\n

s-a verificat ceva la momentul respectiv\u2026<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– (cu fermitate<\/em>) Nu este suficient\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Apoi, aplec\u00e2ndu-se un pic peste birou \u00eemi arat\u0103 o foaie de h\u00e2rtie cu textul unei Decizii a Consiliului Baroului unde erau subliniate cuvintele \u00ab\u00a0copii legalizate<\/em> \u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0abatere disciplinar\u0103 <\/em>\u00bb \u015fi \u00eemi zice pe un ton justificativ, asezonat cu ceva satisfac\u0163ie\u00a0:<\/p>\n

– Decizia Consiliului\u00a0!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– Hmm, asta-i bun\u0103\u00a0!<\/p>\n

– Asta \u00eemi d\u0103 peste cap tot ce-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at la drept civil\u00a0!\u00a0(m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 <\/em> <\/em><\/p>\n

func\u0163ionarul Baroului care mi-a preluat actele la \u00eenscrierea \u00een Barou acum aproape 8 ani a avut acces la original \u015fi a autentificat copia ca fiind<\/em> <\/em><\/p>\n

conform\u0103 cu originalul\u00a0; de ce mi-ar cere s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la notar acum\u00a0? \u2026 al\u0163i bani, alte drumuri, alt\u0103 distrac\u0163ie\u2026)<\/em> <\/em><\/p>\n

– (retoric<\/em>) \u2026\u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd se schimb\u0103 decanul ne mai<\/p>\n

cere ceva acte\u00a0?…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Func\u0163ionarul\u00a0:<\/strong><\/td>\n– Deh, au fost probleme cu \u00eenscrieri \u00een Barou ale unora care nu aveau licen\u0163\u0103 \u2026\u00a0M\u0103 rog, scandal\u2026De aceea\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– (neconvins\u0103<\/em>) Aha\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– A\u00a0! Ar mai fi \u00eenc\u0103 o chestiune\u2026 jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu<\/strong>: <\/strong><\/td>\n– (cu un ton amuzat, suspect\u00e2nd o camer\u0103 ascuns\u0103 pe undeva\u2026)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ce-i cu jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul\u00a0?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– P\u0103i, trebuie s\u0103 da\u0163i jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul\u2026 \u00ab\u00a0Jur pe Constitu\u0163ie\u2026<\/em> \u00bb<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– (u\u015furat\u0103<\/em>) P\u0103i l-am dat\u00a0! \u00cemi aduc aminte perfect\u00a0: decanul ne-a str\u00e2ns<\/p>\n

\u00eentr-o sal\u0103, eram cu robele pe noi \u015fi am rostit jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul\u00a0!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– Mda\u2026 verbal\u2026Dar, \u00een scris\u00a0\u2026 Ei\u00a0?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– \u00cen scris\u00a0?!?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> :\u00a0 <\/strong><\/td>\n– P\u0103i noi de unde \u015ftim c\u0103 l-a\u0163i dat\u00a0? Ne trebuie proba\u00a0!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– (g\u00e2ndind cu voce tare<\/em>) Hm, parc\u0103 am acas\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie pe care scrie \u00ab\u00a0Jur\u0103m\u00e2nt<\/em> \u00bb\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> :\u00a0 <\/strong><\/td>\n– (\u00eentrerup\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 brusc din g\u00e2nduri<\/em>) Mar\u0163i\u00a0!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eu <\/strong>: <\/strong><\/td>\n– (\u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 dezmeticesc<\/em>) Ce mar\u0163i\u00a0?!?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n–\u00a0Mar\u0163i. Jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul\u00a0!<\/p>\n

(\u015ei continu\u0103 cu o privire parc\u0103 zic\u00e2nd\u00a0: \u00ab<\/em> ei, nici acum n-ai \u00een\u0163eles\u00a0? <\/em>\u00bb) <\/em><\/p>\n

– 13.30\u00a0!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– (arunc\u00e2ndu-i doar o privire total \u00eencurcat\u0103<\/em>)\u00a0?!??<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Func\u0163ionarul<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n–\u00a0(cu r\u0103bdare, explic\u00e2ndu-mi<\/em>)<\/p>\n

\u00cen fiecare mar\u0163i, \u00eenainte de \u015fedin\u0163a Consiliului se d\u0103 jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Eu<\/strong> : <\/strong><\/td>\n– Haide\u0163i, domnule, c\u0103-i hilar\u00a0!<\/p>\n

(parafraz\u00e2nd un mai vechi film Dac\u0103-i mar\u0163i, e Belgia<\/a>)<\/em> <\/em><\/p>\n

– Dac\u0103-i mar\u0163i, e jur\u0103m\u00e2nt?!?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

-\/-<\/p>\n

\u00cen \u00eencheiere, \u0163in s\u0103 adresez\u00a0:<\/p>\n

– sincere mul\u0163umiri func\u0163ionarului Baroului pentru r\u0103bdarea extraordinar\u0103 \u015fi pentru calmul des\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fit, f\u0103r\u0103 de care nu a\u015f fi putut intra at\u00e2t de bine \u00een atmosfera unei schi\u0163e de Caragiale,<\/p>\n

\u015fi<\/p>\n

– succes colegilor \u00een epopeea dosarelor de la Barou<\/a> !<\/p>\n

-\/\/-<\/p>\n

Publicat pe site-ul www.avocatnet.ro<\/a> ca editorial in data de 13.02.2010.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ca oricare avocat care dore\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi aib\u0103 toate documentele \u00een ordine, am purces \u015fi eu la drumurile destul de \u00eentortocheate pe holurile diverselor etaje ale cl\u0103dirii Baroului Bucure\u015fti \u00een speran\u0163a ob\u0163inerii c\u00e2t mai rapide \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 prea mult\u0103 birocra\u0163ie a necesarului card de avocat valabil pe anul 2010. Rapiditatea \u015fi pu\u0163ina biocra\u0163ie au r\u0103mas la […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[14,13,15],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loisir-divertisment","tag-baroul-bucuresti","tag-dosar-profesional","tag-juramant"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119,"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions\/119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/luiza.manolea.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}